Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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