Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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She's the barista slut.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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