do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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