And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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