I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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