Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
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Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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