unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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