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Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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