Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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