Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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