He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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