So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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