i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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