you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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