worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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