She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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