quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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