some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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