Will you blow on my dice?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize