yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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