Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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