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Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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