i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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