YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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