That's intense
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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