i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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