i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize