Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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