I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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