he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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