her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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