If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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