I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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