it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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