I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize