Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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