so explain again why im purple
no
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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