wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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