sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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