Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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