This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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