the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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