How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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