She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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