I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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