Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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