Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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