I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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