the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
how does that bad decision feel?
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