it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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